Couple of new couplets

Asaan nahi hai khud apni shaqseeyat banana
Shayad iseeliye aksar log kisi aur ki shaqseeyat par jee lete hain

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Kaash kudrat ne is kadr na tadpaya hota
Jo khwab poora nahi karna tha
Vo khwab hi na dikhaya hota

New Tidbits

Makan banaa lete hain log ghar tod ke

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Dil se bura nahin hun mai
Kabhi ruth jao to bas itna yaad rakhna

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Vo chhoti chhoti banton pe 
hamse rooth jate hain
Duniyawalon jaise lagte hain apne 
Jab gale nahin milte mohabbat se, Jab hath chhoot jate hain

Kya top chalai?

Shadi sab karte hain
Tumne bhi karayi

Kya top chalayi?

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Sambhog kiya to bache hue
akadte kyun ho
Mauj hi kari
Mehnat kya kari bhai

Kya top chalai?

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Bache ho gaye
sabke hote hain
Unprotected karo
to bache hote hain
Tumne aise kya tikdam lagai?

Kya top chalai?

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Ab humse kya umeed hai apko?
hain?
Kya chahte ho?
Tali bajaye
Wah wah karen...
Bhai hame baat samajh nahin ayi...

Kya top chalai?

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Khud ka to ho gaya tumara
Hame salah bewajah mat do
Hame mat batao
Ke zindagi kya hoti hai Jamai

Kya top chalai?

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Shadi ki
bache kiye
bachon ke bachon ke hue
Bachon ke bachon ke bache kiye
Zindagi papa dada nana mummy nani dadi
bas isi me ganwai.......

KYA TOP CHALAI?

Adatein ho gayin hain

Adatein ho gayin hain inkar ki
Akela chhod do hame
Baat na karo pyar ki
Adatein ho gayin hain inkar ki

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 Na jaane itna mashhoor kyun hai
ye pyar ye mohabbat
Shayad dard baantna hi
Neeyat me hai sansar ki

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Kiya tha hamne bhi pyar
Jo vo gaya to le gaya sath sab kuch
Mera vajood meri pehchan
Bas yadein de gaya Takrar ki

Baat na karo pyar ki

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Unka Inkar hamse saha nahin jata
tumse kehte hain
Unse kaha nahin jata
Vo har baat par kal dhunda karte hain
Humse aj jiye bina raha nahin jata

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Aj hi zindagi hai
Kaise samjhayen unhen
Kal ke liye aj humse
Thukraya nahin jata

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Kuch yun hi...

Dil kehta hai kuch acha sa kahun
par keh nahi pata
Chalo jane do yar
Acha sa kehne se kahan tum hamare ho jaoge
Ho jaoge kya?

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Na tu phone ko dekhe
Na mai phone ko dekhun
Chal, do pal ankh me ankh dal kar
Baat karein

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Mujhi me Hindu hai. Mujhi me Muslim
Mujhi me Sikh hai. Mujhi me Christian
Khuda, Ram, Nanak, Jesus mujhme basta hai. Mai Hindustani hun.
Mujhe mat baanto. Mujhe mat baanto.

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apni nazar me girne se
bada koi girna nahi hai

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Zindagi adaton ka khel hai amar
Dard deti hai to dard Ki
Mehfilen deti hai to mehfilon Ki
Jo jholi me dalti hai zindagi
Uski adat bhi daal deti hai

Unhe lagta hai....

Hum Shiqayat zara kam karte hain
Unhe lagta hai
hame mohabbat nahi hain...


Hum tareef shayad kam karte hain
Unhe lagta hai
vo khuubsurat nahi hain


Hum akele kaat lete hain vaqt
Jab vo humse door hote hain
Unhe lagta hai
Hame unki zarurat nahi hai


Hamari ankhon me ansun ab kam ate hain
Unhe lagta hai
Hame dard ki adat nahi hai


Hame log sarfira kehti hai
Unhe lagta hai
hame ghulne milne ki fitrat nahi hai


Pyar mangna hamse hota nahi
Unhe lagta hai
Hame pyar ki shiddat nahi hai

Baat hum sar jhuka ke karte hain
Unhe lagta hai
Hamari haisiyat nahi hai

Shayad theek hi kehte honge zamane ke log
Unhe lagta hai
Mukhaute kaafi hain
Chehron ki zarurat nahi hain


Ye duniya ajeeb hai
ye tu ajeeb hai amar
Unhe lagta hai
Hame duniya ke koi matlab nahi hai

Rules and Couplets

write whatever you wanna write for others.
write poetry. for yourself.

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Baatein mohabbat se kiya karo
Chehra to bas guftagu ka aghaz karwata hai
Zubaan jo khulti hai
Dil ka rang nazar aata hai

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Gale milne se 
Koi rog nahi hota
Mohabbat badhti hai
Sambhog nahi hota

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Khush rehna ik ada hai yaro
Kisi kisi ko aati hai....
Sab kuch pakar
Kayi chehre udas hain

Aur Ik fizul se khilhaune se
Gareeb bachon ki hansi khilkhilati hai

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Only people who dare to dream have a capacity for 

failure. It's easy to live a safe and mediocre life standing 

at the shore and laugh at the ones who venture into the 

sea. Easy. The ones who have the courage know they 

might end with nothing.... or everything. And they know 

that this bargain is a part of the game. 

Kuch yun hi....

I like it
when it rhymes
you know, when it does
it sounds
like in wind....
the wind chimes.

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awaaz deta hai hame un raaston se koi
jinhe hamare aane ki aas hai
ho sakta hai ye hamara hi vehem ko
kyunki hame hi un raaston ki beintehaan talaash hai

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Vakt rukta nahi 
Beparwah hai 
vo dekho ik lamha guzar gaya
mujhse poocha bhi nahi 
ki kya maine use theek jiya
mai soch raha tha pichle lamhe ke baare me
ke ek aur lamha guzar gaya
ruk ruk ruk...

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ek zindagi
bas ek zindagi
kahiye kis tarazu me tolen
hum ye ek zindagi

The Nonsense Rhyme

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Laash

Pichchle kuch dinon me do apnon ki laash uthayi hai maine

Dil zarur dukha hoga unhe dekh kar

Ke phir kuch likhne ke liye kalam uthayi hai maine

Laash insaan nahi hoti

Insan so kar uth jaate hain

Laash ki neend puri nahi hoti

Insaan sans lete hain

Laash ki dhadkan saans nahi leti

Insaan baat karte hain

Laash ghamandi hoti hai

Kisi se baat nahi karti

Insan hanste bhi hain

Rote bhi hain

Laash na hansti hai

Na roti hai

Insan pyar mangte hain

Laash kuch nahi mangti

Insan ko dard hota hain

Laash ko dard hi nahi hota

Insane gale lagte hain

Lash gale lagne ki hath nahi badhati

Laash kuch nahi karti

Bas chup chap padi rehti hai

Na kuch puchti hai

Na kuch kehti hai

Ek din mai bhi laash ho jaunga

Ek din tum bhi laash ho jaoge

Ek din hum sab laash ho jaege

Chup chap ek gehri neend so jaenge

Laash insaan nahi hoti

Insan laash nahi hota

Shaadi Karale

Shaadi kab kara raha hai

Shaadi karale

Shaadi kab kara rahi hai

Shaadi karale

30 saal ka ho gya hai

Shaadi karale

25 saal ki ho gyi hai

Shaadi karale

Pyar kisi se hua nahi

Shaadi karale

Hua bhi to tika nahi

Shaadi karale

Bache nahi honge tere

Shaadi karale

Science me likha hai ye

Shaadi karale

Sex karne ka mann nahi karta

Shaadi karale

Tujme koi kami hai kya

Shaadi karale 

Society kya bolegi

Shaadi karale

Log kya bolenge

Shaadi karale

Rishtedar kya bolenge

Shaadi karale

Kya fayda padhai ka

Shaadi karale

Kya fayda job ka

Shaadi karale

Sunny Leone ki bhi ho gyi hai

Shaadi karale

ND Tewari ki bhi ho gyi hai

Shaadi karale

Kam waliyon ki bhi ho jati hai

Shaadi karale 

Career set nahi hua

Shaadi karale

Pyar koi tika nahi

Shaadi karale

Pyar age hoga nahi

Shaadi karale

Kisi se bhi ab karale

Shaadi karale

Caste religion se ab matlab nahi

Shaadi karale

Bhains se karale

Shaadi karale

Gaye se karale

Shaadi karale

Bitch se karale

Shaadi karale

Mar ja nahi karani to

Shaadi karale

Paida hi kyu hua tha tu

Shaadi karale

Paida hi kyu hui thi tu

Shaadi karale

Haye Kismet phooti thi

Shaadi karale

Chhad! Aine ni karani! Maran de

Tidbits

Baarish ho
To bheega karo.
Badhappan ke naam par
Apne bachpane to na feeqa karo

Baarish ho
To bheega karo.

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Aa do pal pas baithen
Kuch na kahen
Bas pas baithen

Kuch baatein chuppi
Behad gehrai se bayan karti hai

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Afsos ye nahi ki unka ishq 
Hame hasil na hua
Afsos ye hai ki 
Apna ishq humne vaqt guzarne se pehle zahir na kiya

Kuch yun hi...

Pal pal me tolta hun zindagi mai
Kaunsa kat gaya; kaunsa jee liya
Har pal me dhundta hu zindagi mai

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Mehfilon ki adat pad gayi hai
Sirfire ache lagte hain ab
Duniyadari mushkil ho gyi hai
Banjare ache lagte hain ab

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Jisse milta hun
Tute dil ki kahani sunata hai
Dil ka marham lekar nikliyega huzur
Dost yun hi ban jaenge

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• All my life has had a surreal pattern running through it. It's called chaos. God was on dope when he wrote my script.

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• Photography being the metaphor, your happiness isn't the flash quality people see, but what gets captured inside of you.

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• The greatest hurdle in the success of Plan A is the presence of Plan B. That's what needs to be incinerated first!

The recent.

Khuda kare ke sari umra mujhe manzil na mile, bari mushkil se wo raazi hua hai saath chalne ko....

-shweta

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Kabhi kabhi dil aur dimag ki behes me 
Dil jeet jata hai
Ye jaante hue
Ki dimag ki baat sahi thi
Aur use jeetne diya gaya

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Jeena ab kuch to muje bha raha hai
Rozmarah ke palon me lutf aa raha hai

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Look at the poor with compassion. You could be there. Look at the mighty with confidence. You could be there.

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Baat baat ki baat hai
rishte bante toot te hain roz

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Mai dheere dheere dauda Hun
Mai lambi daud ka ghoda Hun 
Dard se khoob vakif Hun
Par junooni kahan thoda Hun...

Mai lambi daud ka ghoda Hun

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Yun to marne se bhi darta nahi hu mai
Par kaun kehta hai
Ke maut se bade dar nahin hain.

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Aaj phir dil ne vo jurrat ki
Aaj phir adhe raste se laut aye 
Jaane tum hame rok dete ho
Ya hum hi ghabra jaate hain 

Baat phir ankahi reh gayi 
Ek din aur guzar gaya

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• Lust is tangible. Love is not. This is what they mean when they ask 'what is love?'

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My resolution is to make people say about me more often....
'kya ajeeb admi hai yar'

Fresh from the thought factory...

Baat poori keejiye
Varna na keejiye
Duniya me bahut hain adhe pone humsafar

aadhi baat humse hoti nai

poori baat vo karte nai

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The person who works from home is the 'irritator' and his colleagues who have to take his/her calls and follow up with him/her are the 'irritatees'

i am working from home today.

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When we are kids, we act oversmart causing consternation to our parents. When we grow up, they extract revenge by acting oversmart.

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When a girl is wearing what she calls a 'dress,' pay attention. Otherwise, they are just wearing clothes.

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• Hangovers have the potential to wreck future plans (remember this!)

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• Just passed by an outlet which said kamasutra fabrics. Of course, just saying.

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• I hate nostalgia. Unless it can be shared.

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If you don't get what you like, don't make a spectacular fool of yourself by liking what you get. 
Fuckin die, but don't leave the pursuit of what you like. They have been feeding you trash because they need people to do donkey work.

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Why are you not married is a question that assumes that one only needs the basic physical attachments to get hitched, and no companionship, which demands a lot.

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"Pairi paina" should be defined as the national greeting instead of namaste--) with your index finger pointing towards the toe of who you are greeting.

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Many of my jokes are so good that they are forced to ask, 'ye joke Tha?

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Rebuttal doesn't mean attaching a new butt, please. Angrez.

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Mushkil ho gya hai
Duniya me jeena
Duniyadari chhod kar

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Kabhi Maine khud ko
Zamane ke dhang me dhaal liya
Kabhi Maine khud ko
Apno ke dhang me dhaal liya 
Vo dhaalte Gaye
Mai dhalta Gaya 

Kal ayine ne mujhse pucha
Tu kaun hai??
Sharm se nazar Mila na paya mai 

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• I can't stand 10 minutes of pretense. People stand a lifetime.

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70% of newsfeed comes from 10% of friend list. 
Potato principle