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Tuesday, October 08, 2013

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Nahi garj hame ke vo bas
Ik bar gale laga le chala gaya
Is chhoti si zindagi me
Bas ik baar bahut tha
Gar vo dil chhu gaya hota
Kash vo dil chhu gaya hota

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Uski nazron ne vo baat is shiddat se kahi
Humne bewajah samjha phir zaban par gaur dena

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Mohabbat ka dikhawa karne walon ki bheed lagi hai dekhiye
Kambakht bewajah mil jate hain 
kale dil, pyari si surten liye

Jhooda sa vakt guzarte hain
Aur mohabbat ko badnam karne kahin aur nikal jate hain

Bheed lagi hai dekhiye

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So, what the fuck is your good name? 
Mine is Amar. I have 1000 other names which I don't think are good. 

#whatisyourgoodname

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Marketing doesn't sell products. Marketing sells sex appeal.

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Apple users, especially female ones believe that Apple sourced their hotness to build the brand

So there are 2 kinds of I-phone buyers:

1. Who don't need it and want to feel superior to others anyfuckinhow
2. Refer to point 1

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I belong. To Delhi

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Weather is so bizarre in banga luru that some people are wearing monkey caps and some are running around in their undergarments.

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The world is an ocean. You and I are waves.

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Appetite and Happiness are similar in nature.
They need to be generated. every day.

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'what do you like to do over the weekends' is a more useful question to get to know about people than 'what do you do?'

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Lungi and dhoti are synonyms in principle.

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Humne zindagi ki kishti ko 
Dolne se bahut bachaya
Vakt laga samajhne me
Ke kishti ke neeche lehren hain 

Dolna to fitrat hai kishti ki
Bewakufi par khud ki hans lete hain ab, jab kishti dolti hai
Maze lete hain hum

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You see the name is Amar. Ain't gonna die. 

'why have you got the immortal tattoo?'

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Most of my jokes are so sexy that I am the only one who understands them.

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Zindagi kis aur ja rahi hai
Na hame pata hai
Na zindagi ko malum hai
Sath chaloge? 

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Don't rush. To anywhere. Imagine, if the sperm that created you failed its biological destiny. Chill.

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Indian ghosts only kill bathing women. #Bollywood

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Conversation with Anisha on 10 April!


Happy Birthday Mr. Poet, Stand Up Comedian, Writer, Philosopher, etc etc. Am sure you had a fantastic time celebrating today, so tell me... what's next on your long list of forays?
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  • Amarocks Singh Zing  hahaha! how sweet, travel, reading all philosophy, running around the world, writing and lecturing, stand up comedy, finding love and keeping it, dancing, singing, getting lost in wilderness!
    yes, it's not comprehensive! you are right, as always you were! it is quite a long list, let's see what unfolds! hope you are happy! XX


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Shayar e amar, on a roll

dard'o'khushi do yar hai mere
khair apas me nahi banti inki
bas kabhi dard khushi par bhari hota hai
to kabhi khushi dard ko patak deti hai


wah!



ik pyar bhari nazar se
har kisi ka dil pighalta hai
zara sa khatra utha kar dekh
duniya me koi anjan nahi hai


wah!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

On Marriage and Pretense!

People will do anything in India to get married. They will say that they love kids, family, will fall in love post marriage, like to travel, party and have fun even if they fuckin retards and don't like to move out of their rat holes. So many women are wannabe hotties with traditional values whatever that means. What are traditional values anyway?!

Who said marriage is compulsory anyway you morons?! get a life. 

if the reason isn't love, it's all a pretense and that's what your lives are!!! i am sorry, mine isn't and it won't be.


Passion Loves Company, too; Types of Laughter

Misery loves company. So does Passion. 
It's just that misery is so easy to find.

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'Take Care.'
What makes you think I am not taking care? 
Anyway, you take care.

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There is 2 kinds of laughter.
1. Pretentious laughter
2. Spontaneous laughter

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Aries

So there is this thing about people asking me my sun sign all the time. 

So it is Aries. Aries means hot, sexy, born freak, never reaching any maturity of any sort, stubborn to the point of brinkmanship and having no clue about what sun signs or moon signs or stars or numbers have to do with people.


Amar

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Nayena said so...



You put smiles on people's faces, Amar

:D

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Mahaul-e-amar//an introduction

Mahaul-e-mehfil ki fikr log kiya karte hain

Hum apna mahaul sath liye chalte hain

Mahaul-e-amar

Mahaul-e-raunak

Mahaul-e-amar

Mahaul-e-mohabbat

Mahaul-e-amar

Mahaul-e-khushi

:)


Hansi khushi ke kuch saz baja leta hu mai
Jahan jata hu dost bana leta hu mai
Koi na bada, na koi tujse chhota
Har anjane me kuch apna sa mila leta hu mai

Friday, June 29, 2012

Peace and Happiness!

"Peace is the faucet from which the fountain of happiness emerges."

I have always asked and probed externally and within myself what makes people happy. I have asked myself what makes me happy.

Fortunately or unfortunately, human life is replete with contradictions. Nature or the invisible piper of Einstein or the GOD of the rest of humanity has left so many gaps in our understanding that we will probably never be able to answer them and reach a cerebral understanding of 'why things are the way they are?'

I was looking for happiness and I have found peace.

I am not struggling with all of unanswered questions anymore. I know that they will not be answered. There are powers which control the sun, the beaches, the rivers, the entire constellation of planets and galaxies and here we are, thinking that we are the ones who dictate the course of our lives.

Albert Einstein would have known when he said:


"I do not at all believe in human freedom in the philosophical sense…. Schopenhauer’s saying, ‘A man can do what he wants, but not will what he wants,’ has been a very real inspiration to me since my youth; it has been a continual consolation in the face of life’s hardships, my own and others’, and an unfailing wellspring of tolerance. This realization mercifully mitigates the easily paralyzing sense of responsibility and prevents us from taking ourselves and other people too seriously; it is conducive to a view of life which, in part, gives humor its due." 


I have been studying the functioning of human mind and also the circumstances surrounding them for myself and people who are close to me for the last year and half.


I, for one, am convinced that my decisions or choices have been influenced else where do my thoughts and desires emerged from? Why did I face the kind of experiences I have?


I do not understand and I have no answers. I know know that nothing else could have been. I could not have thought differently or acted differently and similarly neither could have you. 


Accept. Enjoy :)


Amar

Sunday, June 17, 2012

"Happy Faces"

I don't need a long mission paragraph. these 2 words are enough. 

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Amar on happiness!

"Do what you love. Happiness is everything-the meaning, purpose and objective of every single day of life. Everything."

"The source of happiness to me seems to be love and courage. Guts to go after what we think is right against popular opinion. Popular opinion is the opinion of unpopular cowards. What's right is what makes us happy. The only parameter of any decision is if it makes us happy. If it does not, change course.



Happiness is everything. If you are not happy today, you have got to be doing something else. Age is immaterial. Most people spend their lives as walking carcasses anyways. If the pursuit of happiness takes every minute of it of your life, let it. It's all there is to life.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

I am a positive magnate

I am a positive magnate
I attract the positivity of the world

The world is full of positive and negative information
I attract only the positive
I read positive books
I watch positive movies
I talk positive language

Negativity just stays there and does not come to me. I ignore it.

I attract positivity. The best that the world and life has to offer.


Monday, February 28, 2011

super thought of the day

Even a dog does not eat everything thrown at it.
why should we?!!!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

my new greeting?!

hi. how happy are you?

or

hi. are you happy?

how are you is a meaningless question. I want to know if you are happy and if you are, why? If you aren't why not?

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Appreciate People!

Appreciate people genuinely. if you do, they will remember your words even after they have forgotten your name for your words made them feel special, feel important, feel good. spread happiness.

It's everything, to everyone, i hope.

The origin of this thought: I suddenly thought about a compliment somebody paid to me 10 years back. I have forgotten her name but I remember what she said...

" Amar, maine tere jaisa sacha or accha insan nahi tekha" :)

I have done well to stay true to that compliment. Thanks, my lost friend.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Mummy and the emotion of love!

My mother has never said to me even once in my conscious memory that she loves me. Never uttered those 3 all important words-"i love you." She is just too shy for that. Once while coming back from office, I bought a rose and took it to her and said "i love you!" and she just said 'pagal (you fool)!' I wonder if she thought any more of it. But I felt good about the foolish act of mine.

But I know that she does. In fact, I have never loved, love or will love someone as much as I love her.

You know, some genius said that 'love is a verb.' It must be a verb. Mummy just knows :-)


Whenever I stayed away from you

I missed having you around

I have always wanted to hear you once

no matter how occupied myself I found

I have no idea when I became a man

Whenever I say 'mummy,'

I am the same old kid

Growing up was never my plan

I know every time you ask me, 'What time would you be back?'

that you are concerned like its due

I may shout, I may scream the lack of independence

I know at the end of the day I want to see you


More than anything else

More than anyone else

I know you won't read this

Mummy, I love you

Friday, January 21, 2011

Love

when love is the reason, everything is easy

Friday, January 14, 2011

My prayer to the heavens!

May no word of harsh criticism come from my mouth. Whenever i say something to anyone, may it bring them love, enthusiasm, joy and pride.

Monday, January 10, 2011

From a Friend

Thanks Amar.... You were, are and will always be different from others... Be who you are and that makes you special...

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

I am grateful...

for the company and proximity of people I love
for the love of my family
for a healthy mind and body
for the education that has taught me to think
for some great folks I call friends
for work that excites me
for a super set of people as colleagues
for a mind full of dreams
for a belief that I can achieve them
for times that made me stronger
for a spirit to never say die
for the attitude of an incorrigible optimist
for the past which had a reason
for the future I want to create
for the present that is present
for the uncertainty of it all
for a healthy dose of insanity
for every moment I breathe


for being alive!