Saturday, November 26, 2011

'mai mannchala' and 'shadyantr vivah'


mannchala mai mannchala 
chala mai jahan mera mann chala

bavra sa mann hai
kabhi kuch chahe 
kabhi kuch aur...

maaan leta hu iski
to khush ho jata hai
phir kuch dinon baad kehta hai
bas ho gya
chal le lete hain mor...

bahut kuch dikhaya isne
bahut kuch sikhaya isne
kabhi pyar to kabhi 
dard ka ehsas bhi karaya isne

sunta to hun mai sabki 
karta hu apne mann ki

kuch dinon ki zindagi hai
jeele mere dost
nach, ga, hans, khel
zarurat pade to ro le

jab rah samaj na aaye 
to bas....apne mann ke sang hole

mai chala mai chala
jahan mera mann chala

mai manchala

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shadtantr vivah

na tum hame jaano
na hum tumhe jaane
tumhare pappa ne di thi matrimonial ad
mere pappa ne mujhe sunayi
jab mai gayi thi nahane

gudiya dekho ye ladka zabardast hai
IT company me kaam karta hai
tankhwah 10 lakh
caste kayast hai

mere pappe ne tumhare pappa ko phone ghumaya
aur do family ayin milne
do ghante waste kare tumhari mummy bol
hum log madern hai,
ladka ladki akele baat karlen

ab tum bhi horny hum bhi horny
wait kar kar ke umr ho gyi tees
ab to shaq hone laga hai
ki hamme hai bhi ke nahi
apposite sex to attract karne wali cheez!?

ab shadi nahi karenge to baate karenge log
maro goli logon ko
chalo shadi karke khelenge sambhog sambhog

horny frustrated ladka ladki razi 
to kya karega kaazi

baat ban gayi to theek hai
varna divorce ke baad
keh denge maa baap ganwar the
kar gaye zindagi barbad

ao karle shadyantr vivah



Monday, November 21, 2011

Amar on Money


 2 metaphors to clarify my perspective on money:


1. Money is like health, the more you have, the more you can do with it. but it's not the reason for existence.


2. Money is like sex. If you are having it, you can focus your attention on other things. If you aren't, there is nothing else you think about.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Totd

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1. 'Health is beautiful' in a chemist shop

2. 'When the belly rules the mind' for a restaurant