Fresh from the thought factory...

Baat poori keejiye
Varna na keejiye
Duniya me bahut hain adhe pone humsafar

aadhi baat humse hoti nai

poori baat vo karte nai

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The person who works from home is the 'irritator' and his colleagues who have to take his/her calls and follow up with him/her are the 'irritatees'

i am working from home today.

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When we are kids, we act oversmart causing consternation to our parents. When we grow up, they extract revenge by acting oversmart.

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When a girl is wearing what she calls a 'dress,' pay attention. Otherwise, they are just wearing clothes.

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• Hangovers have the potential to wreck future plans (remember this!)

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• Just passed by an outlet which said kamasutra fabrics. Of course, just saying.

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• I hate nostalgia. Unless it can be shared.

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If you don't get what you like, don't make a spectacular fool of yourself by liking what you get. 
Fuckin die, but don't leave the pursuit of what you like. They have been feeding you trash because they need people to do donkey work.

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Why are you not married is a question that assumes that one only needs the basic physical attachments to get hitched, and no companionship, which demands a lot.

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"Pairi paina" should be defined as the national greeting instead of namaste--) with your index finger pointing towards the toe of who you are greeting.

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Many of my jokes are so good that they are forced to ask, 'ye joke Tha?

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Rebuttal doesn't mean attaching a new butt, please. Angrez.

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Mushkil ho gya hai
Duniya me jeena
Duniyadari chhod kar

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Kabhi Maine khud ko
Zamane ke dhang me dhaal liya
Kabhi Maine khud ko
Apno ke dhang me dhaal liya 
Vo dhaalte Gaye
Mai dhalta Gaya 

Kal ayine ne mujhse pucha
Tu kaun hai??
Sharm se nazar Mila na paya mai 

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• I can't stand 10 minutes of pretense. People stand a lifetime.

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70% of newsfeed comes from 10% of friend list. 
Potato principle

On Plagiarism

I have always found the idea of plagiarism to be ridiculous. How much of life is new? People are born, they go through a certain set of problems, struggles, life experiences. It's fairly easy for 2 artists/writers to think the same thought and have the same idea.

The difference is in the rendition of the idea. However, even that could be the same. When I tried to title a book I wrote recently which I am still trying to get published, I thought of 2 titles and then searched online just to see they have not been used before. Both of them have been used-exactly as I was wording it, one citation dating back to 1814. No kidding.

The only difference between an original thought and the plagiarized one is that of conviction. That's it. The one who plagiarizes an idea would not feel it in his blood.

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Dil kehta hai amar chhod de duniyadari
Ho ja banjara

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Art and full time jobs are strange bed fellows.

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I could die one day. Listening to a dog conversation.

India cannot make any progress till MTV Roadies continues to be an aspiration among the Youth of the country

Barack Obama

It's a shame to be scared of one's own nakedness. 
Go the 'Jain' way. All the way.

To kya hua jo vo bewafa nikli
Tuje pata kyu nahi tha ae dil
Ke scope sirf maze lene tak tha

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No one disturbs a sleeping lion.

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LOLA
Laughing out loud ainwai

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One day, Indian parents will not educate their kids to find a job followed by a woman followed by having kids followed by becoming grandparents and dying. They will just tell them, 'go and be sexy day on day. Long term is a fuckin joke.' Logical error. How is this my dream?!

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It's so frigging easier to bear pain ourselves.
Than to see people we love in pain and be able to 

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whenever and wherever i own the rules,
I will ban multi tasking forever.

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"I hope you live a life you are proud of. 
If you are not, I hope you have the strength to start, all over again."

-F. Scott. Fitzgerald

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Nahi garj hame ke vo bas
Ik bar gale laga le chala gaya
Is chhoti si zindagi me
Bas ik baar bahut tha
Gar vo dil chhu gaya hota
Kash vo dil chhu gaya hota

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Uski nazron ne vo baat is shiddat se kahi
Humne bewajah samjha phir zaban par gaur dena

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Mohabbat ka dikhawa karne walon ki bheed lagi hai dekhiye
Kambakht bewajah mil jate hain 
kale dil, pyari si surten liye

Jhooda sa vakt guzarte hain
Aur mohabbat ko badnam karne kahin aur nikal jate hain

Bheed lagi hai dekhiye

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So, what the fuck is your good name? 
Mine is Amar. I have 1000 other names which I don't think are good. 

#whatisyourgoodname

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Marketing doesn't sell products. Marketing sells sex appeal.

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Apple users, especially female ones believe that Apple sourced their hotness to build the brand

So there are 2 kinds of I-phone buyers:

1. Who don't need it and want to feel superior to others anyfuckinhow
2. Refer to point 1

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I belong. To Delhi

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Weather is so bizarre in banga luru that some people are wearing monkey caps and some are running around in their undergarments.

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The world is an ocean. You and I are waves.

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Appetite and Happiness are similar in nature.
They need to be generated. every day.

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'what do you like to do over the weekends' is a more useful question to get to know about people than 'what do you do?'

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Lungi and dhoti are synonyms in principle.

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Humne zindagi ki kishti ko 
Dolne se bahut bachaya
Vakt laga samajhne me
Ke kishti ke neeche lehren hain 

Dolna to fitrat hai kishti ki
Bewakufi par khud ki hans lete hain ab, jab kishti dolti hai
Maze lete hain hum

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You see the name is Amar. Ain't gonna die. 

'why have you got the immortal tattoo?'

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Most of my jokes are so sexy that I am the only one who understands them.

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Zindagi kis aur ja rahi hai
Na hame pata hai
Na zindagi ko malum hai
Sath chaloge? 

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Don't rush. To anywhere. Imagine, if the sperm that created you failed its biological destiny. Chill.

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Indian ghosts only kill bathing women. #Bollywood

Passion and trivia

I, hereby, pronounce fair n lovely as a racist product. Wheatish is sexy.

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Indian ghosts only kill bathing women. #Bollywood

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All I care about now in life is to watch passionate people doing what they are passionate about, including myself. Everything else is plain boring.

New Stuff # Random Thoughts

With reference to fb:

Random friend requests are fine, as long as you can explain why. 
If they ask you why did you send it, say that "I found you stimulating and i won't explain further. If you are dumb enough not to understand that, please consider the request a mistake."

Baba Amar on Happiness

great work. great people. the invisible thread of love tying it all.
#happiness

On Father's day

"I may not admit it because I am too loud. I may not admit it because I want to feel proud. I may not admit it because then he would tell me I am a fool which he would anyway. I may not admit it because I want to sound confident and self dependent. 

But here, I admit it. For all my years, through the thick and thin, through the best and the worst, I have been able to do whatever because there is that man who I know is there backing me and he's been crazy enough to be there all the while. His being there gives me the strength to face the world and take it head on."

Here's to that man in your lives. Happy Father's day.

Pun, Intended.
So middle class Indians don't admit it. They bathe with a bucket and a tumbler still and call it a 'shower.' I am gonna have a shower now.

Being Political 
The Indian ballot box must have a choice: "I can't stand this choice of politicians. No one inspires me. Kill me now."#indiapolitics

On Jiah Khan's Suicide

You know you will come across all sort of people. People who are warm. people who are cold. People who value love and respect. People who are indifferent. It's important for you to get rid of suckers. people who are indifferent to your love, feelings, care that you show. 

Your emotions are precious. don't waste them on suckers. If somebody doesn't respond to your hello, don't even say hello again. Forget loving them! love yourself. Value your emotions and record outages. 

Don't let any more #Jiahkhan die to indifference and callousness.

My Feel Alive list and assorted thoughts

My 'Feel alive' list:

ü  Writing

ü  Reading

ü  Hitting the stage

ü  Running

ü  Walking

ü  Eating

ü  Listening to music

ü  Dancing

ü  Singing

ü  Laughing

ü  Theater

ü  Being loved

ü  Being loving

ü  Happy family time

ü  Meeting friends and else talking to them

ü  Traveling, exploring

ü  Beaches

ü  Mountains

ü  Wine and Beer

ü  Movies, sometimes

ü  Company of happy people, wherever, however

ü  Sleeping, when dead

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There are 2 kind of weight losses. 
1. the loss of fat. 2. the loss of ego

the first makes your body lighter. the second makes your existence lighter. 

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I work really hard to impress people I love. 
So don't give an f about the rest of the world!

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"I lied. honestly saying."

Laugh at yourself!

Learn to laugh at yourself. or i will laugh at you anyway.


Life in India. 
10th standard: CBSE boards are the first step to a great career
11th Standard: damn! science or commerce or arts!!!!
under graduate degree: wtf was that! get out of this
post graduate degree: whatever happened! now? marriage?!!! kids?!!
mid life: what is the purpose of life?
retirement: bete, i want you to do what i couldn't do. beti, jeele apni zindagi

Ishq yaad rehta hai, Ranj bhul jata hu

yaddash kuch kamzor hone lagi hai meri
bahut kuch bhul jata hu
ishq yad rehta hain
ranj bhul jata hun
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gar humne dil tumhara dukhaya hai
yakin bhi nahin hai is baat ka lekin
akele me khud ko baar baar
karahta hua paya hai

maaf karna jo gunah hua
dil gar humne tumhara, anjane me hi dukhaya
is baat ke shaq me khud ko bahut taqleef me paya


The thing with smileys is that they lighten up the tenor of what is said. 
'you are the greatest skunk i have ever had to deal with ;-) ' 
'you suck :) '
'fuck off :P'


I have figured what should Indians export to the Chinese!
"Body Hair!"


i am so bored right now i could jump from the metro with a parachute.

Conversation with Anisha on 10 April!

Anisha Jposted toAmarocks Singh Zing

8 hours ago

Happy Birthday Mr. Poet, Stand Up Comedian, Writer, Philosopher, etc etc. Am sure you had a fantastic time celebrating today, so tell me... what's next on your long list of forays?

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  Amarocks Singh Zing  hahaha! how sweet, travel, reading all philosophy, running around the world, writing and lecturing, stand up comedy, finding love and keeping it, dancing, singing, getting lost in wilderness!
  yes, it's not comprehensive! you are right, as always you were! it is quite a long list, let's see what unfolds! hope you are happy! XX