Just joking

So i understood the budget this time. basically because the taxes have been increased, it reduces the fiscal expenditure which increases the revenue deficit and leads to inflation due to which RBI has to increase interest rate leading to more money in your hands which fucks you up. men want beer and women want tequila shots. this will lead to fiscal consolidation. see you next year.

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I met Victoria yesterday. She told me her secret.

Fake!

fake. superficial. pretentious. superfluous.
in that order.

har mehfil nahi tere kam ki

har mehfil nahi tere kam ki
shor gul hai, banawa hai
aur yariyan bhi hain bas nam ki
har mehfil nahi tere kam ki

jab mile ik yar jiske dil se dil mile
to mehfil e amar bane

Kameddy!

"Every man has got to speak for himself. Only when a man speaks, one can know what he stands for and what he does bhangra for. Pump up the bhangra"

Manmohan Singh


"Every man is an island."

Sonia Gandhi


"Oh, forget the temple man. we will build an amusement park. Lord Ram would rather like people to laugh, smile and make merry"- Advani 

"Hi five!"- RSS

Bring on the Naga dancers. It's a Friday!

Leaders and Bus Drivers!

There are 2 kinds of leaders. One, people 'want' to follow. 

Two, people have to follow just because serendipity puts them in a position of authority because of which they think they rule the roads. I call the second category- bus drivers.

A leader is a man people want to follow. Rest of them, are bus drivers.


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Carry your torch of love. whatever you find with it, bundle it. Leave the rest. It means nothing.

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The problem with pretentiousness people is that they won't even admit it to themselves.

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As I grow more and kids start coming to me trying to touch my feet with 'parie paina,' i will kick them on their back and say,

'paija. paija.'

On Marriage and Pretense!

People will do anything in India to get married. They will say that they love kids, family, will fall in love post marriage, like to travel, party and have fun even if they fuckin retards and don't like to move out of their rat holes. So many women are wannabe hotties with traditional values whatever that means. What are traditional values anyway?!

Who said marriage is compulsory anyway you morons?! get a life. 

if the reason isn't love, it's all a pretense and that's what your lives are!!! i am sorry, mine isn't and it won't be.

Passion Loves Company, too; Types of Laughter

Misery loves company. So does Passion. 
It's just that misery is so easy to find.

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'Take Care.'
What makes you think I am not taking care? 
Anyway, you take care.

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There is 2 kinds of laughter.
1. Pretentious laughter
2. Spontaneous laughter