Unhe lagta hai....

Hum Shiqayat zara kam karte hain
Unhe lagta hai
hame mohabbat nahi hain...


Hum tareef shayad kam karte hain
Unhe lagta hai
vo khuubsurat nahi hain


Hum akele kaat lete hain vaqt
Jab vo humse door hote hain
Unhe lagta hai
Hame unki zarurat nahi hai


Hamari ankhon me ansun ab kam ate hain
Unhe lagta hai
Hame dard ki adat nahi hai


Hame log sarfira kehti hai
Unhe lagta hai
hame ghulne milne ki fitrat nahi hai


Pyar mangna hamse hota nahi
Unhe lagta hai
Hame pyar ki shiddat nahi hai

Baat hum sar jhuka ke karte hain
Unhe lagta hai
Hamari haisiyat nahi hai

Shayad theek hi kehte honge zamane ke log
Unhe lagta hai
Mukhaute kaafi hain
Chehron ki zarurat nahi hain


Ye duniya ajeeb hai
ye tu ajeeb hai amar
Unhe lagta hai
Hame duniya ke koi matlab nahi hai

Rules and Couplets

write whatever you wanna write for others.
write poetry. for yourself.

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Baatein mohabbat se kiya karo
Chehra to bas guftagu ka aghaz karwata hai
Zubaan jo khulti hai
Dil ka rang nazar aata hai

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Gale milne se 
Koi rog nahi hota
Mohabbat badhti hai
Sambhog nahi hota

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Khush rehna ik ada hai yaro
Kisi kisi ko aati hai....
Sab kuch pakar
Kayi chehre udas hain

Aur Ik fizul se khilhaune se
Gareeb bachon ki hansi khilkhilati hai

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Only people who dare to dream have a capacity for 

failure. It's easy to live a safe and mediocre life standing 

at the shore and laugh at the ones who venture into the 

sea. Easy. The ones who have the courage know they 

might end with nothing.... or everything. And they know 

that this bargain is a part of the game. 

Fresh from the thought factory...

Baat poori keejiye
Varna na keejiye
Duniya me bahut hain adhe pone humsafar

aadhi baat humse hoti nai

poori baat vo karte nai

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The person who works from home is the 'irritator' and his colleagues who have to take his/her calls and follow up with him/her are the 'irritatees'

i am working from home today.

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When we are kids, we act oversmart causing consternation to our parents. When we grow up, they extract revenge by acting oversmart.

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When a girl is wearing what she calls a 'dress,' pay attention. Otherwise, they are just wearing clothes.

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• Hangovers have the potential to wreck future plans (remember this!)

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• Just passed by an outlet which said kamasutra fabrics. Of course, just saying.

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• I hate nostalgia. Unless it can be shared.

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If you don't get what you like, don't make a spectacular fool of yourself by liking what you get. 
Fuckin die, but don't leave the pursuit of what you like. They have been feeding you trash because they need people to do donkey work.

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Why are you not married is a question that assumes that one only needs the basic physical attachments to get hitched, and no companionship, which demands a lot.

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"Pairi paina" should be defined as the national greeting instead of namaste--) with your index finger pointing towards the toe of who you are greeting.

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Many of my jokes are so good that they are forced to ask, 'ye joke Tha?

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Rebuttal doesn't mean attaching a new butt, please. Angrez.

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Mushkil ho gya hai
Duniya me jeena
Duniyadari chhod kar

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Kabhi Maine khud ko
Zamane ke dhang me dhaal liya
Kabhi Maine khud ko
Apno ke dhang me dhaal liya 
Vo dhaalte Gaye
Mai dhalta Gaya 

Kal ayine ne mujhse pucha
Tu kaun hai??
Sharm se nazar Mila na paya mai 

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• I can't stand 10 minutes of pretense. People stand a lifetime.

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70% of newsfeed comes from 10% of friend list. 
Potato principle

Content Factory Recent!

Nahi garj hame ke vo bas
Ik bar gale laga le chala gaya
Is chhoti si zindagi me
Bas ik baar bahut tha
Gar vo dil chhu gaya hota
Kash vo dil chhu gaya hota

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Uski nazron ne vo baat is shiddat se kahi
Humne bewajah samjha phir zaban par gaur dena

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Mohabbat ka dikhawa karne walon ki bheed lagi hai dekhiye
Kambakht bewajah mil jate hain 
kale dil, pyari si surten liye

Jhooda sa vakt guzarte hain
Aur mohabbat ko badnam karne kahin aur nikal jate hain

Bheed lagi hai dekhiye

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So, what the fuck is your good name? 
Mine is Amar. I have 1000 other names which I don't think are good. 

#whatisyourgoodname

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Marketing doesn't sell products. Marketing sells sex appeal.

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Apple users, especially female ones believe that Apple sourced their hotness to build the brand

So there are 2 kinds of I-phone buyers:

1. Who don't need it and want to feel superior to others anyfuckinhow
2. Refer to point 1

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I belong. To Delhi

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Weather is so bizarre in banga luru that some people are wearing monkey caps and some are running around in their undergarments.

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The world is an ocean. You and I are waves.

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Appetite and Happiness are similar in nature.
They need to be generated. every day.

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'what do you like to do over the weekends' is a more useful question to get to know about people than 'what do you do?'

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Lungi and dhoti are synonyms in principle.

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Humne zindagi ki kishti ko 
Dolne se bahut bachaya
Vakt laga samajhne me
Ke kishti ke neeche lehren hain 

Dolna to fitrat hai kishti ki
Bewakufi par khud ki hans lete hain ab, jab kishti dolti hai
Maze lete hain hum

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You see the name is Amar. Ain't gonna die. 

'why have you got the immortal tattoo?'

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Most of my jokes are so sexy that I am the only one who understands them.

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Zindagi kis aur ja rahi hai
Na hame pata hai
Na zindagi ko malum hai
Sath chaloge? 

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Don't rush. To anywhere. Imagine, if the sperm that created you failed its biological destiny. Chill.

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Indian ghosts only kill bathing women. #Bollywood

New Stuff # Random Thoughts

With reference to fb:

Random friend requests are fine, as long as you can explain why. 
If they ask you why did you send it, say that "I found you stimulating and i won't explain further. If you are dumb enough not to understand that, please consider the request a mistake."

Baba Amar on Happiness

great work. great people. the invisible thread of love tying it all.
#happiness

On Father's day

"I may not admit it because I am too loud. I may not admit it because I want to feel proud. I may not admit it because then he would tell me I am a fool which he would anyway. I may not admit it because I want to sound confident and self dependent. 

But here, I admit it. For all my years, through the thick and thin, through the best and the worst, I have been able to do whatever because there is that man who I know is there backing me and he's been crazy enough to be there all the while. His being there gives me the strength to face the world and take it head on."

Here's to that man in your lives. Happy Father's day.

Pun, Intended.
So middle class Indians don't admit it. They bathe with a bucket and a tumbler still and call it a 'shower.' I am gonna have a shower now.

Being Political 
The Indian ballot box must have a choice: "I can't stand this choice of politicians. No one inspires me. Kill me now."#indiapolitics

On Jiah Khan's Suicide

You know you will come across all sort of people. People who are warm. people who are cold. People who value love and respect. People who are indifferent. It's important for you to get rid of suckers. people who are indifferent to your love, feelings, care that you show. 

Your emotions are precious. don't waste them on suckers. If somebody doesn't respond to your hello, don't even say hello again. Forget loving them! love yourself. Value your emotions and record outages. 

Don't let any more #Jiahkhan die to indifference and callousness.

Ishq yaad rehta hai, Ranj bhul jata hu

yaddash kuch kamzor hone lagi hai meri
bahut kuch bhul jata hu
ishq yad rehta hain
ranj bhul jata hun
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gar humne dil tumhara dukhaya hai
yakin bhi nahin hai is baat ka lekin
akele me khud ko baar baar
karahta hua paya hai

maaf karna jo gunah hua
dil gar humne tumhara, anjane me hi dukhaya
is baat ke shaq me khud ko bahut taqleef me paya


The thing with smileys is that they lighten up the tenor of what is said. 
'you are the greatest skunk i have ever had to deal with ;-) ' 
'you suck :) '
'fuck off :P'


I have figured what should Indians export to the Chinese!
"Body Hair!"


i am so bored right now i could jump from the metro with a parachute.

Acceptance, every moment! Notes to myself.

Accept, what is. Every moment.

Everything is determined. Man's life is a line that nature commands him to describe upon the surface of the earth without him ever being able to swerve, even for an instant.

Sometimes, you get bothered with stuff. Don't. It could not be different even for an instant. We have been given no reasons for why life was given to us in the first place and no reasons why things turn out the way they do. It's for us to see if there is a pattern or not.

Just accept every moment, small to big. If it had to be minutely different, it would be. You would have thought differently. Things would have turned out differently.

They didn't because they did not have to.

Relax and let the flow be your guide.

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Motivated by love!!!!! Only.

Blessed are those who are motivated by love. and only love. 
They have learnt to live. 


They are the men and women living on an ocean of breathing carcasses.

I hate the mercenary within me...and recent thoughts

I hate the mercenary who lives inside me. i hate him for his materialist cravings and i hate him for his desire to conform at all. i hate him for his fear of failure. i hate him. 

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When my mind labels someone as fake, I find it so difficult to deal with that person. I just want to run away at even his/her sight. i wish i had more tolerance for meaningless people. 

I don't.

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People are more important than things. Randy Pausch

The most important things in life aren't things. Anthony J. D Angelo 

Don't mess up with your people over things, things can be bought.

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The world is full of pleasant looking skunks. Work hard. On being a pleasant memory. 
When you will not be around.

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You see, that's the thing with money. it's not just monetary value. it's a message too, a very important one. save some from people it should go to, and you lose respect, never to be retrieved.

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Even if you got a hundred years, you have 36500 days. And only about .006% of world's population live to be a centenarian. Whatever that means to you.

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You know the most important word in language? 10 years back, i thought it was 'hope.' 

Now, i call it 'acceptance.'

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"it is an ambitious goal to try and change others. considering we can't even change ourselves most of the time."

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"There is only one obstacle to your peace of mind. and that is, you believe that your life or that of your loved ones, could have been different."

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"Whatever is, is right"

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"It is a natural law that if you are born, and you don’t know why, you will die, you don’t know when."

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aisa nahin hai ke vo jante nahi hain
ke vo jante hain is baat ka ehsas apko nahi karana chahte

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Of all the things i say, sometimes, i make sense. even i don't know when.

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ap hamse khud chal kar bas yunhi milne aye
kya hum ise khushkismati samjhen ya phir ye fikr ki baat hai


Baba Amar/Shayar e amar

Shayar e amar, on a roll

dard'o'khushi do yar hai mere
khair apas me nahi banti inki
bas kabhi dard khushi par bhari hota hai
to kabhi khushi dard ko patak deti hai


wah!



ik pyar bhari nazar se
har kisi ka dil pighalta hai
zara sa khatra utha kar dekh
duniya me koi anjan nahi hai


wah!

New Stuff!

Who people are changes so substantially with 'who they are with.'

Be kind. every one's fucked up in their own way.

That's the thing with opportunity costs. they fluctuate everyday.


People ask me why do i think so much. well, for the same reason that they don't. somebody has got to do the dirty work, after all. I guess people who don't think much either have all the answers or they don't give a damn if the answers even exist. I wish i did not think too much. Life would have been easier. 



vo guftagu kaisi gauftahu amar
jo tamam ho jaye...
aur dil ke taar na chhiden