Fresh from the thought factory...

Baat poori keejiye
Varna na keejiye
Duniya me bahut hain adhe pone humsafar

aadhi baat humse hoti nai

poori baat vo karte nai

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The person who works from home is the 'irritator' and his colleagues who have to take his/her calls and follow up with him/her are the 'irritatees'

i am working from home today.

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When we are kids, we act oversmart causing consternation to our parents. When we grow up, they extract revenge by acting oversmart.

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When a girl is wearing what she calls a 'dress,' pay attention. Otherwise, they are just wearing clothes.

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• Hangovers have the potential to wreck future plans (remember this!)

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• Just passed by an outlet which said kamasutra fabrics. Of course, just saying.

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• I hate nostalgia. Unless it can be shared.

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If you don't get what you like, don't make a spectacular fool of yourself by liking what you get. 
Fuckin die, but don't leave the pursuit of what you like. They have been feeding you trash because they need people to do donkey work.

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Why are you not married is a question that assumes that one only needs the basic physical attachments to get hitched, and no companionship, which demands a lot.

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"Pairi paina" should be defined as the national greeting instead of namaste--) with your index finger pointing towards the toe of who you are greeting.

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Many of my jokes are so good that they are forced to ask, 'ye joke Tha?

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Rebuttal doesn't mean attaching a new butt, please. Angrez.

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Mushkil ho gya hai
Duniya me jeena
Duniyadari chhod kar

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Kabhi Maine khud ko
Zamane ke dhang me dhaal liya
Kabhi Maine khud ko
Apno ke dhang me dhaal liya 
Vo dhaalte Gaye
Mai dhalta Gaya 

Kal ayine ne mujhse pucha
Tu kaun hai??
Sharm se nazar Mila na paya mai 

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• I can't stand 10 minutes of pretense. People stand a lifetime.

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70% of newsfeed comes from 10% of friend list. 
Potato principle