Nahi garj hame ke vo bas
Ik bar gale laga le chala gaya
Is chhoti si zindagi me
Bas ik baar bahut tha
Gar vo dil chhu gaya hota
Kash vo dil chhu gaya hota
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Uski nazron ne vo baat is shiddat se kahi
Humne bewajah samjha phir zaban par gaur dena
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Mohabbat ka dikhawa karne walon ki bheed lagi hai dekhiye
Kambakht bewajah mil jate hain
kale dil, pyari si surten liye
Jhooda sa vakt guzarte hain
Aur mohabbat ko badnam karne kahin aur nikal jate hain
Bheed lagi hai dekhiye
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So, what the fuck is your good name?
Mine is Amar. I have 1000 other names which I don't think are good.
#whatisyourgoodname
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Marketing doesn't sell products. Marketing sells sex appeal.
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Apple users, especially female ones believe that Apple sourced their hotness to build the brand
So there are 2 kinds of I-phone buyers:
1. Who don't need it and want to feel superior to others anyfuckinhow
2. Refer to point 1
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I belong. To Delhi
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Weather is so bizarre in banga luru that some people are wearing monkey caps and some are running around in their undergarments.
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The world is an ocean. You and I are waves.
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Appetite and Happiness are similar in nature.
They need to be generated. every day.
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'what do you like to do over the weekends' is a more useful question to get to know about people than 'what do you do?'
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Lungi and dhoti are synonyms in principle.
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Humne zindagi ki kishti ko
Dolne se bahut bachaya
Vakt laga samajhne me
Ke kishti ke neeche lehren hain
Dolna to fitrat hai kishti ki
Bewakufi par khud ki hans lete hain ab, jab kishti dolti hai
Maze lete hain hum
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You see the name is Amar. Ain't gonna die.
'why have you got the immortal tattoo?'
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Most of my jokes are so sexy that I am the only one who understands them.
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Zindagi kis aur ja rahi hai
Na hame pata hai
Na zindagi ko malum hai
Sath chaloge?
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Don't rush. To anywhere. Imagine, if the sperm that created you failed its biological destiny. Chill.
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Indian ghosts only kill bathing women. #Bollywood
Ik bar gale laga le chala gaya
Is chhoti si zindagi me
Bas ik baar bahut tha
Gar vo dil chhu gaya hota
Kash vo dil chhu gaya hota
--------------------------------
Uski nazron ne vo baat is shiddat se kahi
Humne bewajah samjha phir zaban par gaur dena
------------------------------
Mohabbat ka dikhawa karne walon ki bheed lagi hai dekhiye
Kambakht bewajah mil jate hain
kale dil, pyari si surten liye
Jhooda sa vakt guzarte hain
Aur mohabbat ko badnam karne kahin aur nikal jate hain
Bheed lagi hai dekhiye
------------------------------
So, what the fuck is your good name?
Mine is Amar. I have 1000 other names which I don't think are good.
#whatisyourgoodname
------------------------
Marketing doesn't sell products. Marketing sells sex appeal.
----------------------------
Apple users, especially female ones believe that Apple sourced their hotness to build the brand
So there are 2 kinds of I-phone buyers:
1. Who don't need it and want to feel superior to others anyfuckinhow
2. Refer to point 1
------------------------------
I belong. To Delhi
--------------------------
Weather is so bizarre in banga luru that some people are wearing monkey caps and some are running around in their undergarments.
--------------------------
The world is an ocean. You and I are waves.
--------------------------
Appetite and Happiness are similar in nature.
They need to be generated. every day.
--------------------------
'what do you like to do over the weekends' is a more useful question to get to know about people than 'what do you do?'
-----------------------
Lungi and dhoti are synonyms in principle.
-----------------------
Humne zindagi ki kishti ko
Dolne se bahut bachaya
Vakt laga samajhne me
Ke kishti ke neeche lehren hain
Dolna to fitrat hai kishti ki
Bewakufi par khud ki hans lete hain ab, jab kishti dolti hai
Maze lete hain hum
-----------------------------
You see the name is Amar. Ain't gonna die.
'why have you got the immortal tattoo?'
---------------------------
Most of my jokes are so sexy that I am the only one who understands them.
-------------------------
Zindagi kis aur ja rahi hai
Na hame pata hai
Na zindagi ko malum hai
Sath chaloge?
----------------------
Don't rush. To anywhere. Imagine, if the sperm that created you failed its biological destiny. Chill.
-------------------
Indian ghosts only kill bathing women. #Bollywood
